Boss Blues

Dear Al A. Carte,

I have a boss who’s always making advances toward me. And when I don’t acquiesce, he over-fills my in-box, so I have to work overtime. I like my job, and I know I am lucky to have one. But I hate the boss. Can you help?

Overtimed

Dear Overtimed,

You should not have to put up with this behavior. There are laws against sexual harassment. Use your NOODLE.

Noodle Pudding

1 8-oz. package of cream cheese

6 eggs

scant ½ cup sugar

¼ lb butter or margarine, melted

2 ¾ cups hot milk

1 tsp. salt

1½ tsp vanilla

1 8-oz. package of broad noodles, cooked

½ cup of corn flakes, crushed

Optional: 1 tsp cinnamon, ½ cup raisins

Beat cream cheese and eggs together until well-blended. Add sugar, margarine, milk, salt, and vanilla. Stir noodles into this mixture. Add cinnamon and raisins if you’d like.

Pour into a well-greased, large baking pan. Cover with crushed corn flakes. Bake at 375 degrees for 1 hour.

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Ask your boss for a copy of the company’s sexual harassment policy. If that “warning” doesn’t stop his behavior, then follow the outlined procedure.