Dear Al A Carte, My girlfriend is the biggest slob you ever met. Now, I thought this was the private domain of men. I love her dearly, but hasn’t she crossed the line?
Ask Al A Carte: Disheveled

Dear Al A Carte, My girlfriend is the biggest slob you ever met. Now, I thought this was the private domain of men. I love her dearly, but hasn’t she crossed the line?
Have your eyes lost their sparkle? Are they carrying some bags you don’t want? Try this. Take a cup, add an ice cube, and cover with milk. Grab two cotton balls, a towel for under your chin, and lie down.